Unless you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t come across any Valentine’s Day merch recently, you’ll probably know that Valentine’s Day is coming up soon. (It’s this Sunday, in fact!)
So, to get into the spirit of the “holiday,” I’ve combined two of my favourite things (book lovers and being cheesy) to help you get ready for V-Day. Note: Every time I’ve used puns to try to attract people I’ve been met with groans and slow claps, so… Your mileage may vary.
For strangers:
If I saw you in the library I would check you out.
For your book club crush:
Are you an astronaut? Because your book recs are out of this world!
For a casual date:
Chapters and Chill?
For your significant other:
You’re like my favourite book: whether I’m happy or sad, I can always count on you for comfort.
Alright, that’s enough cheese for one night! Wishing you a very happy (early) Valentine’s Day, fellow book lovers!
What are your favourite bookish pick-up lines? How will you be spending Valentine’s Day this year?
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HA. These are fabulous. There is a 1901% chance I will be using this in the future.
Hahaha yaaaas! Let me know how it works out for you 😉
These were hilarious!!! (I may even be caught using them someday…) While I don’t have a favorite pick-up line from literature, I love looking back at hate-to-love relationships. Seeing their first words compared with their attitudes by the end is priceless.
Oooh those are so fun to read about! Hehehe! Do you have a favourite example?
LOL
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Saw a list of literary valentines… my favorite was inspired by J.R.R. Tolkein: “I’ll take you there and back again, if you know what I mean.”
Hahahahah! Perfect.
Chapters and Chill is literally the most relevant thing to my life, ever.
It’s the best. Wish we lived closer together so we could Chapters and Chill together!